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Indexation & Crawlability
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On-Page SEO
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Wall of Shame
The worst SEO scores we've seen. Ranked by pain.
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#1 roastmystartup.app 15/100 Zero Google indexation detected across entire domain — site effectively does not...
#2 roastmystartup.app 28/100 You built a site that ROASTS other startups... but forgot to tell Google your si...
#3 roastmystartup.app 28/100 You built a startup roasting service and forgot to tell Google it EXISTS. The ir...
#4 sumgenius.ai 92/100 This site's technical SEO is implemented at enterprise standards rarely observed...

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